I would laugh, if i wasn't so annoyed - Jurassic Park III Reviews

The third installment in the monumental series of dinosaur movies, is even more ridiculous than I would have thought possible, and thats saying somthing. With a pathetic attempt at rallying support by including the original hero in the script. This god awfull piece of garbage never ceases to amaze me at what directors will drag onto our screens. From start to go the storyline is weak, Dr Grant returning to the island as a tour guide under false pretenses, lured by a couple of frightened parents into trecking around the whole island searchinf for a young boy who has been missing for over a month. Event after event, the mindless hunters, created for no other purpose that to be picked of by large predators. They eventually end up stranded and alone (Sounds familier) on a dinosaur filled island with little more than a yellow cellulah phone in the stomach of a large spineosaurus, as a lifeline to the outside world. The visuals are laughable, the acting pathetic, however these are 2nd only to the momumentally pathetic story and direction. Communications with hungry dinosaurs who think and are so familier with biology that they snap spinal columns of there prey instead of mauling them as you would have expected. Having Survived dinosaur attacks for many weeks the son is eventually recovered and all the main charecters survive, leaving a happy magical ending, with the ability to lead of more and more pathetically stupid sequals. Yet, another ridiculous piece of tripe. Do not waste time with this garbage, rent somthing else.