Thursday, October 11, 2007

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - Jurassic Park III Reviews

OMFG this movie was so gay it was so much shorter than the last 2..the first one was perfect,the second one was.. a little exccesive but still very good but the third was so gay,so short didnt even look like the second,and overall SUCKS

What happened? - Jurassic Park III Reviews

What happened between the first two movies and this movie. The first two films had good stories, good acting, and and amazing directing, but Jurassic Park /// doesn't have any of that. This movie just used the same story as the first two, so it isn't original. And what's up with the Spinosaurus, having it in the movie is one thing, but having it kill the T-rex really killed the whole movie. Jurassic Park /// is an okay movie, but doesn't live up to the original films.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A disaster - Jurassic Park III Reviews

Jurassic Park 3 is a totally unneeded sequel to the first, a classic, and in the second case, a solid, film. Though it does feature some impressive CG dinsosaurs that were not included in the first two films, like a Spinosaurus, it falls flat in almost all facets. I was a big fan of dinousaurs as a youngster, so I was excited to see the film, even if the preview made it seem a little different from the first two. For example, all of the action takes place in the daytime. However, that and everything else turned out wrong. What are Tea Leoni and William H. Macy doing in a Jurassic Park movie? Jurassic Park should never resemble Deep Impact in any way, but boy does it ever! Their performance, which will never come off as action-film worthy, highlights an atrocious attempt at family drama that is the premise of the movie. Add to that the unlikely premise of the film in general, that the scientists simply did not apply the rules to one of their dino-islands, and you have a plot in a terminally vegetative state. To trump all of the above disappointments, the ending of this film will suprise you immensely, and not in a good way, either.

Best movie ever!!! - Jurassic Park III Reviews

JP3 was the best movie ever made and come to think of it? why do most people think the movie was poor? because it was the best movie ever... Ski Yeah Masterjedi jasen Deputy Student

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Third time's a------stupid piece of crap - Jurassic Park III Reviews

The "Jurassic Park" trilogy went awry somewhere after the first. Cause "Lost World" is crappy (with it's lamely climactic gymnastic trick). And this movie is disappointing as well. The story probably could've been better. And I expected more entertainment. Clocking in at 90 minutes, with quite a few action sequences, this movie sure isn't boring - but it sure isn't outstanding, either. And what was with the everyone-survives happily ever after? That was crap. I got nothing out of this movie. It was better than "Planet of the Apes" but it's still just cheap entertainment.

Why did they bother? - Jurassic Park III Reviews

The Lost World was a mistake, not to mention a THIRD movie. They need to give it up and stop making crappy sequels of Jurassic Park. For some reason, the raptors being enhanced caused them to turn purplish and grow feathers from their head. Also, the pteranodon had binocular vision and teeth, both of which are not true of the creature. If I wasn't so knowledgeable of dinosaurs I probably wouldn't have noticed. All in all, a disappointing movie.

Jp3 - Jurassic Park III Reviews

What a movie...now I know it did fairly well and grossed itself to the 65th best movie of all time but I really think they need Speilberg to get this movie up with it's prequels. Anyway it was good