Monday, October 1, 2007
Absolute crap - Jurassic Park III Reviews
In brief, every part of this movie blows. It's a disgrace to the first movie. The effects, story, writing, visuals, characters, scenes, fights, and anything else that makes this excuse for a movie is poor, silly, cartoony, ineffective, uninspired, weak, and dumb. I love the original movie, and this is a disgrace to that film. If you love the first one, spare yourself the pain of seeing this wretched, offensive tripe. The guy who made this and Jumanji should never be allowed to direct another movie. I don't like The Lost World, either, but this is just so cheap and empty that it's sad.
The only quality this movie may have is that some of it is so bad it's funny (for example, Grant telling people that if they'd survived, raptors would have become the dominant species instead of humans), but for me the movie is too painful to watch.
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