"f"s all across the board - Jurassic Park III Reviews

Jurassic Park is my all-time favorite movie. When I was three, it was released. I'd watch it over and over, especially the closing scene with the Tyrannosaurus. The Lost World was also good, so when I saw a trailer for Jurassic Park III, I was thrilled. I went to the theater. JP3 did a horrible job in about every movie-related category that one can think of. The acting sucks, (especially the kid, Grant was the only good one,) the '93 dinosaurs look MUCH BETTER than the '01 dinosaurs. The story is so highly improbable, the dinosaurs display inaccurate behavior, the T-Rex dies, the actors effortlessly find solutions to problems that would take up a good spot in the plot in the previous films, and the ending, mmm... the Army and Navy coming to rescue these five people off of a dinosaur inhabited island due to the call of one woman, who thought of that? And how can Alan talk to raptors? True, the raptors door opening was cool in the first movie, but the socializing, trap-setting and other crap was a bit farfetched. Overall, the movie was F-quality. There are kiddie pools deeper than every element of this sad, franchise-hurting installment.